【Lyrics】 ボカラン詐欺 (Vocaloid Ranking Fraud)

That song everyone is addicted to.

This post consists of four parts:
1. Uploader’s comment
2. Original lyrics
3. Transliteration
4. Translation (+Notes on context)

Click on the song title to hear the song on Youtube, or you can click here to hear it on nicovideo. My translation might be a little messy so if you have any corrections just leave and comment and I’ll change it. Thanks!

うp主のコメント
うp主の母でございます。
この度は、病弱な息子ではございますが、初めてのうpだと楽しそうでございます。
みなさま、どうか何卒、何卒。。。息子の動画をよろしくお願いいたします。

Uploader’s comment:
I am the uploader’s mother.
My son, who at this time is in poor health, is happy to present to you his first uploaded work.
Please, everyone, I beg of you, please…Support my son’s video.

ぼからン詐欺
作詞:パイパンP
作曲:パイパンP
編曲:パイパンP
ボーカル:初音ミク & ざにおロイド

この人殺し
この人殺し Yeah

「母さん。僕、この曲がボカランで一位になったら」
「手術を受けるよ、勇気が湧いてくるような・・・そんな気がするんだ。母さん」

この人殺し
この人殺し Yeah

何卒何卒何卒何卒・・・

どうかみなさま 何卒
どうかみなさま 何卒
マイリスをお願いいたします
マイリスをお願いいたします Hu-

みなさまに マイリスをしていただけないと
病弱な息子は手術を受けることができません
みなさまに マイリスをしていただけないと
病弱な息子が死んでしまうかもしれません

この人殺し
この人殺し Yeah

BOKARAN Sagi
Lyrics: PAIPAN P
Compose: PAIPAN P
Arrange: PAIPAN P
Vocals: Hatsune Miku & zanioid

Kono hitogoroshi
Kono hitogoroshi Yeah

“Kaa-san. Boku, kono kyoku ga BOKARAN de ichii ni nattara”
“Shurutsu wo ukeru yo, yuuki ga waitekuru youna…sonna ki ga surun da. Kaa-san.”

Kono hitogoroshi
Kono hitogoroshi Yeah

Nanitozo nanitozo nanitozo nanitozo…

Douka minasama nanitozo
Douka minasama nanitozo
MAIRISU wo onegai itashimasu
MAIRISU wo onegai itashimasu Hu-

Minasama ni MAIRISU wo shite itadakenaito
Byoujyaku na musuko wa shujutsu wo ukeru koto ga dekimasen
Minasama ni MAIRISU wo shite itadakenaito
Byoujyaku na musuko wa shujutsu wo ukeru koto ga dekimasen

Kono hitogoroshi
Kono hitogoroshi Yeah

Vocaloid Ranking Fraud
Lyrics: PAIPAN P
Compose: PAIPAN P
Arrange: PAIPAN P
Vocals: Hatsune Miku & zanioid

This murderer
This murderer Yeah

“Mom. If this song gets number one on the Vocaloid rankings,
I’ll go for surgery, facing it with all my courage…That’s what I’m planning to do, mom.”

This murderer
This murderer Yeah

I beg of you, I beg of you, I beg of you, I beg of you…

Please, everyone, I beg of you
Please, everyone, I beg of you
Please Mylist this video
Please Mylist this video o-

If everyone doesn’t mylist this video
Then my son won’t be able to go for surgery
If everyone doesn’t mylist this video
Then my son won’t be able to go for surgery

This murderer
This murderer Yeah

Notes on context:

  • Vocaloid Ranking – Ranking of Vocaloid songs based on points gained from views, comments, and Mylist count.
  • Mylist – Nicovideo equivalent of Youtube favourites. The more Mylist count a video has, the more popular it is, and is usually the best measure of how much people like a video because they want to keep it in their records.
  • This murderer – You, the viewer, if you don’t Mylist the video.